Blond hair

When my wife went overseas for a few weeks, she took with her our hair conditioner.

I went out and bought a new bottle, as my hair deserves conditioner too. When she got back, I showed it to her.

“So you got conditioner,” she said, puzzled. I nodded.

She looked a bit closer at the bottle.

“For frizzy hair,” she continued. I smiled and nodded some more. “But you don’t have frizzy hair!”

“I know, right!?”